[off camera, America is spazzing very audibly]

WHERE'S TEXAS?!

Oh for the love of... [there's stomping, and you can see America's torso go back and forth, looking frantically for his beloved 28th state] TEXAS!! TEXAS, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!

[seeking seeking seeking and OH NOES there he goes tripping over his own feet and falling flat on his ( Read more... )